3 Guarantees as a New Parent

Here are the three things that you will most certainly do or have happen to you as a new parent...
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1.  Baby Talk - it's inevitable! You will engage in baby talk with your infant.  They love it, and it comforts them and makes them laugh.  Hey, you'll do anything to get the crying to stop!

2.  Change a diaper only to have your baby crap in the clean one minutes later.  It's uncanny!  Like they know how expensive diapers are and want to torcher you by going through 5 in one hour!  Don't laugh, it'll happen to you!

3.  Forget to pee.  Seriously this is tragic.  I have literally gone all day without peeing.  There's just never a chance sometimes. 

This may all sound overwhelming and even scary, but I assure you that it's all worth it!  Just look at this face!

I melt for her...