What's wrong with you? Don't you have time to read your book, or your newspaper, or your magazine while you're:
B. On the subway
C. At your desk
D. Somewhere that's not the sidewalk!!
I hate this. I'll be walking behind someone who is moving at a glacial pace and it's all because they are nose deep into their book. Stop reading while walking! It's hazardous! You are not paying attention and you could:
A. Get hit by a car.
B. Slam into someone else.
C. Trip over a rock and fall.
D. Meet my fist in your face!
Ok, I'm done now. I'm sorry if you are one of these people and I have offended you, but you offend me!