I begin with the fitted sheet. I mean, how annoying are fitted sheets? They are impossible to fold! I was cleaning the apartment yesterday, as I do every Sunday, and was folding the sheets that I had just taken out of the dryer, and I nearly had a coronary trying to fold that damned fitted sheet. OMG it was infuriating! After a while, I basically said to hell with it, and rolled it up into a ball and shoved it into the closet.
I once saw Martha Stewart fold a fitted sheet into a beautiful flat square. She made it look soo easy! Simply take the corners and put them together and fold in half, and then again. Well, obviously I am not Martha Stewart because I cannot for the life of me fold the fitted sheet into a neat little square.
I also hate how the fitted sheet shrinks a little each time you wash it so that it pops off one corner when you're trying to pull it over the next corner....so annoying!! And I never know which end is up, so I inevitably spend FOREVER trying to get the stupid thing to stay on the bed.
I hate you fitted sheets!!!
Well then, I hope you've enjoyed this edition of "How Annoying Are." Tune in again soon, as I'm sure to be annoyed by something else in the near future.