Tuesday, May 25, 2010

You Know You're Old When...

This post is based on my outing last weekend with a group of girlfriends...

1. You go wine tasting during the day and have to take a nap afterwards;

2. You go out after dinner and have terrible indigestion and can't stop burping up garlic, but really don't care;

3. The group of girls you're out with are all married or engaged;

4. Two of the women are pregnant;

5. Your group gets turned away from a club because two women are pregnant...(read: scene from Knocked Up)...WTF?!

6. You go to another club and go crazy when "Bust a Move" comes on;

7. None of the other patrons know the words because they're 24;

8. You can't remember the last time you stayed out past midnight;

9. After talking about terrorism and politics, you fall asleep at 4am and wake up the next morning at 8am in desperate need of coffee;

10. Your husband comes to pick you up on Sunday morning and helps you nurse your hangover, which you still aren't over on Monday...bleh.

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