Let's just say that you are one of the greatest ball players of all time. And on top of that you are playing in New York and are above average in the looks department (think, rugged Wrangler jeans spokesmodel). And for the sake of my story, lets pretend that you are interested in a young lady who happens to work for the same New York city football franchise, and she, too, is above average in the looks department (think, busty Maxim magazine model). How might you go about taking an interest check?
Let's see, being a super-pro athlete you could send a lesser known player on a fact finding mission. Or you could have your agent call her agent. Or, if you are old fashioned, you could exhibit some chivalry and strike up a casual conversation.
Or, you could be Brett Favre . . . and send her text messages with pictures of your penis.
Classy move Brett. For that, you are undoubtedly a HUGE douche.
And if that wasn't enough, your wife's pretty damn cute, too. And she's a cancer survivor.
Brett, you are a Mega-Douche.